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An English Professor wrote the words…” A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

…PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

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“Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.” charlotte whitton

“A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.” benjamin disraeli

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” sacha guitry

“If you’ve got ’em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” the green berets unofficial motto

“I have learned, and this may be the most important thing I say to you today, that hair matters. Pay attention to your hair, because everyone else will.” Hillary Clinton advising students at yale

“The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes”. dorothy dix

“Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was up”. robert frost

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote”. george jean nathan

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it”. groucho marx

“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones”. john peel

“I feel that one lies to oneself more than to anyone else”. lord byron

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”. oscar wilde

“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun”. katherine hepburn

********Katharine Hepburn, on Wearing Pants and Skirts:********

Katharine Hepburn: “I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man…I’ve just done what I damn well wanted to and I made enough money to support myself. And I ain’t afraid of being alone.”
Barbara Walters: “Is that why also you wear pants?”
Hepburn: “No, I just wore pants because they’re comfortable.”
Walters: “Do you ever wear a skirt, by the way?”
Hepburn: “I have one.”
Walters: “You have one.”
Hepburn (laughing): “I’ll wear it to your funeral!”

—From “The Barbara Walters Summer Special,” June 2, 1981

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“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public”. sir george jessel

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”. napoleon bonaparte

“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty”. sacha guitry

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful”. mae west