Where is the Gutter? It’s the step downward from the curb. Where the toss off of garbage lands and stays. It eventually festers and rots when left unattended.

What is Fllutter? It’s the fluttering of lips. The spew of garbage from one’s mouth across the lips and flutters out.

So what is Gutter-Fllutter? It’s the spewing of garbage from those people who step into the gutter and let it rip. Why the two “l’s” in Fllutter? Twice as much garbage is the keystone of gossip, besides, it looks cooler.

So the next time you hear someone gossiping or bad-mouthing, compliment them on their Gutter-Fllutter. Only you know if you’re being sincere or sarcastic.